• SwearingDad Design

    Creative Graphic Design for Web & Print

    SwearingDad Design
  • Websites

    Website design, coding & consultancy

  • Identity

    Identity design, logos & branding

  • Packaging

    Packaging concepts, design & artwork

Effective Design

Effective Design

Big fish float. Smaller ones need to work harder so they don’t sink. I won’t talk creative moo-poo to you – however I will work my socks off to provide effective designs that tick all your boxes so you can concentrate on running your business.

Accurate Artwork

Accurate Artwork

From my first day as a junior ‘tea maker’ in the studio I have had to produce perfect repro-ready artwork or code for almost every project I have been involved in. To be blunt, cock-ups at the printer cost time and cash. So I don’t ‘do’ cock-ups.



I don’t pretend to be the world’s best wordsmith (though I do know some great copywriters), but I can edit your text as I go and provide intelligent suggestions that will help keep your projects on-track – saving you time and hassle.



OK, I might have made that word up, however I am adaptable and flexible – a quick learner who can turn my hand to almost any project whatever its size and budget ensuring you always get good value for your cash. And I make a great cup of tea.

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SwearingDad Design is the online home for Simon Watson, an experienced graphic designer providing effective and creative solutions and artwork for logos, identity, brochures, print and websites (including responsive and e-commerce of course).

Based in sunny Maidenhead, Berkshire, United Kingdom.

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